The name of the dog that walks on her 2 hind legs is "Faith". Faith was insightfully named by the Stringfellows, who adopted her when she was about to go through euthanasia (Death by injection to prevent pain). Faith was born on the Christmas Eve of 2002, unfortunately with only 3 legs, one of which was badly shrunken and was later cut off through operations. After her birth, Faith was only able to move small distances by "twitching" on the ground. Seeing her incapabilities, even Faith's very own mother tried to kill her. Just when Faith was about to be killed by an injection, the Stringfellows found and adopted Faith, and was determined to train Faith to walk on 2 legs like a human. With all the faith that they had, they decided to name the poor little creature "Faith". In the beginning, the Stringfellows put Faith on skateboards to let her experience the feelings of being able to move. Later they awarded Faith with peanutbutter whenever Faith made a little progress in learning how to stand. Miraculously, Faith began to stand. After being trained in the snow and various other exercises overtime, she learned to how "walk" and hop like a human. This process only took about 6 months.

Faith now:








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Note: This joke may contain traces of offensive material. It is based on stereotypes and is purely for the sake of humor. Racism, discrimination and personal offenses are strictly prohibited.

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."