Your Birthday Cake Sucks

No kidding. Next time you get a cake, don't disappoint yourself.

1. From weary parents...

2. For historians

3. For the greedy

4. Cake for hardcore gamers

5. Made in Geek Land

6. Cake in a bad relationship

7. Don't you dare chew on this

8. Cake for rednecks

9. Cake for your old man