Friday, April 24, 2009

Why Young Sexy Women Can't Marry Rich Powerful Men

King Farts Blog
This post appeared on Craigslist as a classic that hit the frontpage of thousands of websites worldwide. Apparently, a supposedly beautiful 25-year-old woman was trying her luck on Craigslist...

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.


Wall Street banker Rob Campbell (Employed by JP Morgan) gave our girl a shake that she'll never forget. =)

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity!in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold "hence the rub"marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.


King Farts Blog
Ouch. I think it will be some time before that girl goes on Craigslist again.
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#1
xandertron (Guest)
4/28/2009 4:24:22 PM
That's simple econ 101. pwnd.
#2
Hasan Barbary (Guest)
4/28/2009 5:02:08 PM
This post is a crack-up! More proof why the world's oldest profession will never die =p
#3
Julia (Guest)
4/28/2009 5:07:11 PM
WORD! Being a female, I can't stand women that degrade themselves by trying to sell themselves using their looks. Grr!
#4
Middz (Guest)
4/28/2009 5:16:36 PM
Haha what a gold-digging cunt. Glad she can't find a squeeze.
#5
KAnye (Guest)
4/28/2009 6:07:27 PM
she take my money...when im in need...
yea she a trifling...bitch indeed...
oh shes a gold digger
#6
VERTiGO (Guest)
4/28/2009 6:18:33 PM
Wow, so much win.

I feel a desire to rant, but mister $500K nailed EVERYTHING. Brilliant performance and show of economic knowledge, you sir hold the potential to serve a very high political position, and by Lord Atheismo, I hope you do.

>.>

<.<

First.
#7
Joshua (Guest)
4/28/2009 7:07:47 PM
A real Wall Street banker would not use exclamation marks for emphasis. I counted four in total. Remove them and "Rob" would seem much more calm and collected.
#8
MG (Guest)
4/28/2009 7:11:28 PM
SMACK DOWN, LADY!
#9
3Or2 (Admin)
4/28/2009 7:21:50 PM
Joshua said:
A real Wall Street banker would not use exclamation marks for emphasis. I counted four in total. Remove them and "Rob" would seem much more calm and collected.
True. However exclamation marks gives a naughty feel to Rob. That guy's a dirty beast. =)
#10
just a girl (Guest)
4/28/2009 8:41:24 PM
though the man's response to that girl is brutally true in terms of how men with a lot of money treat women, he never answered one of her questions which is: why do the kind of guys she's looking for marry a not so "pretty" woman in the end if with time they will eventually get uglier with age?
#11
3Or2 (Admin)
4/28/2009 8:55:13 PM
just a girl said:
though the man's response to that girl is brutally true in terms of how men with a lot of money treat women, he never answered one of her questions which is: why do the kind of guys she's looking for marry a not so "pretty" woman in the end if with time they will eventually get uglier with age?
I think the response was clear. Men aren't looking for beauty a lot of the times. What interests them are qualities beyond physical appearance.
#12
clibou (Guest)
4/29/2009 12:15:27 AM
she went gold digging with a bear trap!
ooch
#13
Sarah (Guest)
4/29/2009 1:10:53 AM
Some Wall Street banker! He got "prospective" mixed up with "perspective."
#14
J. (Guest)
4/29/2009 4:04:08 AM
Good response. Pity he doesn't seem to know the difference between "prospective" and "perspective". He is a prospective source of income to this young lady but from his perspective she stands to gain far more from the transaction.
#15
beejay (Guest)
4/29/2009 6:07:36 AM
Classy she isn't.
#16
B (Guest)
4/29/2009 11:11:26 AM
Lady... if you want to find something awesome... you generally have to be awesome yourself.
#17
anon (Guest)
4/29/2009 2:59:31 PM
i wonder if its real... ? i got about 50p if she wants it.
#18
Traroth (Guest)
4/29/2009 3:24:22 PM
@just a girl: I think, on the contrary, that this guy made himself perfectly clear. His answer to the question "why can't I find a 500k earning guy to marry me, while I'm a hot looking girl?" is: good looking is far from enough for *marriage*. It's not a reason to share one's life with somebody. This needs some other qualities. Qualities which implies, for example, not to contemplate living together as a bargain. So everything *this* girl can hope for is some kind of "lease", as long she's pretty...
#19
Traroth (Guest)
4/29/2009 3:26:22 PM
It's a rough answer, but *she* is the one who started with contemplating relationships as a bargain, so there is no other answer she could expect.
#20
C7 (Guest)
4/29/2009 8:35:58 PM
Prospect = the possibility of future success. Seems like a well played word to me.
#21
MathMan (Guest)
4/29/2009 10:40:07 PM
Just standing there looking good and still No millionaire yet? The answer is simple
consider How many beautiful girls are there in the WORLD. Next, consider How many millionaires are there in the world. The ratio is ASTOUNDING considering you competing not only with your city/state you're competing with Brazil, sweden, India ect. hate to break it to you but the only thing good looks can get you these days is quick dick. which is surprisingly more available than beautiful girls.
#22
YoYoMa (Guest)
4/30/2009 12:48:49 AM
This is not green acres, lady. Get a job.
#23
Bizz (Guest)
4/30/2009 8:08:58 PM
Psst your all just jelouse that you can't be hot enought to at least find a hot rich guy! Who isn't looking for a rich guy I know I am you go girl!!
#24
Twin Tiger (Guest)
5/1/2009 6:48:53 PM
Brutal honesty meets even more brutal honesty...
#25
Katie (Guest)
5/1/2009 10:53:20 PM
Again, as a female, I completely agree with the man profiled on the site. The girl is a complete whore and she's looking for a sugar daddy. She's a prostitute trying to sell her looks for a profit. that's disgusting. She should go to the corner of whatever city she's in and try her luck on the corner cause she's rediculous for trying to come here to find a man. Go Rob! fuck her she's gross
#26
sputnik (Guest)
5/2/2009 5:20:12 AM
Her only hope is to find some 70 year old geezer with lots of dough whos about the kick the bucket.
#27
rehcamretsnef (Guest)
5/5/2009 2:01:57 PM
Well, at least the amount of times i had stumbled upon the same exact thing is still in the single digits, i can give u about 1/10 credit for originality
#28
Wryter (Guest)
5/6/2009 3:49:34 PM
The girl is not even in the ball park her thinking is so singularly skewed she self centered and just really not to bright. The 500K guy said it like is was by 35 your done and his money is on the run....
rethink your values chicky
#29
Wryter (Guest)
5/6/2009 3:52:52 PM
Get a life girly girl, you cant be serious....lol like the guy said stick a fork in your a 35 your done while his moneys on the run.........rethink or go sell it on the corner cuz you aint that good looking
#30
DiscoLemonade (Guest)
5/6/2009 4:05:49 PM
There is nothing classy about her proposition. If she must take this approach, and good for her for being honest, she really should just decide on a life of prostitution. Otherwise a classy lady would shut her mouth and if she has expensive tastes in men she would search them out discreetly. Only Hookers and Strippers continually call themselves classy while making inappropriate proposals. It only takes a glance at adds for such services in the phone book and see similar language.
#31
theresawhore4ya (Guest)
5/6/2009 4:08:51 PM
i would love to turn that hot b!tch down. beauty is only skin deep but fugly cuts right to the bone. 10 to 1 says she is a stripper
#32
eh (Guest)
5/6/2009 5:53:49 PM
BASHED
#33
Misti (Guest)
5/6/2009 11:25:13 PM
I don't shave my butthairs.
#34
Fred (Guest)
5/7/2009 2:37:12 PM
Great post. Laughing my ass off. Especially since I am tired of girls like that thinking they own the world.

Guys 1, Gold Digging bitch 0
#35
kelviny (Guest)
5/8/2009 7:05:21 AM
Actually, she came up with a good riposte.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/445962092.html
#36
mohd ariff (Guest)
5/8/2009 1:10:36 PM
Mostly woman today, they live with money rather than hoping to have a good husband that to make their life good. They are being cheated by thyself of being beautiful living with uncontrollable life. Chosing rich man for their life is where their morality is affected. Rich man don't marry a sexy woman, they knew that most of the sexy woman they live not to marry but to change hand with a man, they a choose a rich man for money.
#37
mr. right (Guest)
6/2/2009 8:53:13 PM
hot bitches are a dime a dozen. and if that's you in the picture... i wouldn't even flatter yourself. get a job
#38
jennibal (Guest)
6/20/2009 7:08:53 PM
pump and dump. hahahahahaahahahahaha thats great
#39
2Po2Pay (Guest)
7/3/2009 8:00:43 PM
If da bitch be so gawjus, why she don't be usin' her look to make her own money 'stead of stalkin' rich dudes? If she look dat good, she don't even have to be a ho. She could be a model - get in one dem talent show oh sumpthin! Dere be mo dan one way to get to Central Pahk West den she have da rich dudes lookin her up.
#40
robb (Guest)
7/11/2009 4:27:44 AM
there should be a longer version of this.
i can't find it.
hope u update it in case u found it.
#41
FOEFWOP (Guest)
7/12/2009 1:27:06 AM
there's a site for this, fairly popular too, something like sugardaddy.com -- basically a high-priced grave-robber matchmaking service for the discerning whore -- The Girlfriend Experience pretty much sums it up
#42
Dave (Guest)
7/22/2009 1:00:26 PM
Blunt, but articulate. She needed to hear that. Girls who marry a guy for money WILL end up remarrying. I wish young ladies today would see this, and fucking stop it. I have no money, but damnit, if I fall in love with you, not even eternity could stop me from wanting to be with you. Age all you want to; I'll still love you. Notice how money wasn't involved there.
#43
Brittany (Guest)
4/7/2010 6:00:24 PM
Well, a sugar daddy would be nice but you have to have the qualities to match up to that "millionaires" of yours. Job wise of course. Besides naturally if you're a millionaire or billionaire, you'd have chicks piled blocks and blocks after waiting for you to marry them. What's the chance of you marry him? Hardly.
#44
desperate (Guest)
5/19/2010 5:24:48 PM
i really like lil wayne and fantasise about him day and night. i am a beautiful sexy intelligent YOUNG girl and cant breathe from the fact that i love him so much and cant be with him i mean i dont care if he was poor or not and if he ever gets poor and no one wants to have nothing to do with him i woulld pick him up and take care of him like the good samaritan i love his voice and he has a great personality
i need him or i'll commit SUICIDE
#45
Cate (Guest)
6/6/2010 3:21:25 PM
I loved the answer. Americans are not my type but sometimes it's good to look at the human being first.
#46
MIHIR (Guest)
6/16/2010 8:21:32 PM
I want sexy rich women for sex.
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