I've always heard stories about China's national sport and the legacies that they've created. I could never figure out why atheletes from other countries can't match the same excellence... until now.

This is a video that I ran into by accident. Thought I'd share it. Enjoy.

No kidding. Next time you get a cake, don't disappoint yourself.

1. From weary parents...

2. For historians

3. For the greedy

4. Cake for hardcore gamers

5. Made in Geek Land

6. Cake in a bad relationship

7. Don't you dare chew on this

8. Cake for rednecks

9. Cake for your old man

Or else...

Not surprising at all.