Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Crazy Blackmail Demand
I was checking my blog email just now, and my jaws almost dropped on the floor. It took me a moment to realize that I am being backmailed!
There was no way that I could of let you guys miss this. Here's what I saw.
Gmail Message from Stranger:
Dear kingfartsblog,
i'm [REMOVED] and I live in [REMOVED]. i really like websites and i made many porfessional websites. im really good at it and i have a limited edition FrontPage. (its a professional website making tool fyi)
all my freinds think my sites are really cool. i like your website too. im very busy so i dont have time to make my own websites anymore so i am asking you to give me your site. i dont think this is too mcuh to ask because i will put your name on ALL of my websites to thank you.
my friend is a pro hacker and if you dont give me your website he will hack your website for me anyways. then i wont put your names on my site. so i think it is good for both of us if you hand over your site because my friend is busy tioo and you will get your name on my sites for it.
please think about it carefully.
sincerely,
[REMOVED]
Dear kingfartsblog,
i'm [REMOVED] and I live in [REMOVED]. i really like websites and i made many porfessional websites. im really good at it and i have a limited edition FrontPage. (its a professional website making tool fyi)
all my freinds think my sites are really cool. i like your website too. im very busy so i dont have time to make my own websites anymore so i am asking you to give me your site. i dont think this is too mcuh to ask because i will put your name on ALL of my websites to thank you.
my friend is a pro hacker and if you dont give me your website he will hack your website for me anyways. then i wont put your names on my site. so i think it is good for both of us if you hand over your site because my friend is busy tioo and you will get your name on my sites for it.
please think about it carefully.
sincerely,
[REMOVED]
I had to rub my eyes six times before I started to believe what I was seeing. Then I followed up his email with a response.
My Reply:
Hello [REMOVED],
First off, thank you for being interested in King Farts Blog. You may address me directly as Michael.
I have surfed on the net and read emails long before jokes were even put on the internet... my response to you: This is a joke?
King Farts Blog is an independent application that took me months to code, debug and establish, not counting the daily hours of hard work gathering materials and reorganizing them into funny enjoyable blog posts, and you want me to give it to you? Sure... just give me a moment to think about it.
Okay, fair enough, your offer of putting my name on your honorable websites is very kind and altruistic. However after deep thought and thorough consideration, instead of letting your hilarious stunts ruin the reader relationship that I strived to form, I'd rather let your professional hacker friend test the security of the site that took me so long to create. I think this is good for both of us because your friend probably needs something to kill time anyways.
I will be greeting him. Thousands of King Farts Blog fans will be greeting him. And if that's not enough, there's a nice law suit in my closet that will be waiting as well.
By the way, you should use the spell check function.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Michael from www.3Or2-3.com
Hello [REMOVED],
First off, thank you for being interested in King Farts Blog. You may address me directly as Michael.
I have surfed on the net and read emails long before jokes were even put on the internet... my response to you: This is a joke?
King Farts Blog is an independent application that took me months to code, debug and establish, not counting the daily hours of hard work gathering materials and reorganizing them into funny enjoyable blog posts, and you want me to give it to you? Sure... just give me a moment to think about it.
Okay, fair enough, your offer of putting my name on your honorable websites is very kind and altruistic. However after deep thought and thorough consideration, instead of letting your hilarious stunts ruin the reader relationship that I strived to form, I'd rather let your professional hacker friend test the security of the site that took me so long to create. I think this is good for both of us because your friend probably needs something to kill time anyways.
I will be greeting him. Thousands of King Farts Blog fans will be greeting him. And if that's not enough, there's a nice law suit in my closet that will be waiting as well.
By the way, you should use the spell check function.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Michael from www.3Or2-3.com
Gmail Screenshot:
Any thoughts?
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
5 Most Bizarre Keyboards Ever
Now you know what to get for your computer this Christmas.
#1 Anyone hungry?
#2 By Microsoft, for Microsoft.
#3 Life in a package.
#4 My entertainment machine.
#5 And my most favorite of all...
#1 Anyone hungry?
#2 By Microsoft, for Microsoft.
#3 Life in a package.
#4 My entertainment machine.
#5 And my most favorite of all...
Monday, April 20, 2009
No Offence, That's Just Wrong
I can't say much about what I just saw... Don't blame me for scarring you, but I just had to share this.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Sexiest Beach Babe Ever
Now... be warned. The following image you are about to see can be devastating to your eyes. However if you can explain this phenomenon... all of King Farts Blog including myself will bow down to praise your bravery for blinding yourself and your intelligence for cracking something THIS hard to understand.
PS: If you can explain this... then it really says something about you. =)
PS: If you can explain this... then it really says something about you. =)
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Best Employee of the Year
You can't get better than this...
