Too bad the skills won't be reflected on the test paper.

I found myself unable to prove myself innocent when I was going through some pictures in Google Images the other day.

You will too.

Here's why.


If you are seeing an erotic image then you may be surprised that a little child may see something completely irrelevant. If you look closely at the gaps between the arms and the head, and other dark parts of the image.

You should be seeing dolphins.

A fat man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight....................... let's pretend that
we're married." "Wow!....................... That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.


"Good", she replied................ "Get your own f***ing blanket."


After a moment of silence......................... he farted.

I was going through some photos the other day when I was checking up the status on the Chinese Sichuan Earthquake that happened not long ago, and came across these ironic shots of modern, or at least recently pictures of social phenomenons in China. Considering the fast development and globalization of the Country, these shocked me and almost put me into tears.

1. A 17 year-old mine worker, carrying over 50kg of coal over a distance of 1000 meters for only 1 Chinese Yuan per load. That's about 15 cents in America.

2. Poor helping poor. It's ironic where kindness of heart appears.

3. A typical classroom in regions of poverty.

4. Old grandmother recycling waste card board for a living. Where are her children?

5. The distance of a meter, the difference of a lifetime. Compare the two children in this picture.

6. "Don't worry, grandma will find a way to pay for your tuition in the city."

7. Will you spare them some change?

8. She's smaller than what she's carrying...

9. Knowledge is power... anywhere.

10. "I want to be clean but I'm starving..."

I just hope these situations change as we become more educated and realize that as our lives get better, there are still people suffering out there. Please share your comments & views but remain civil. The world is developing but there is still much to do.

God bless them.